Don't let Manic Pixie Dream Girls ruin your sex life!

"Zooey Deschanel led me to believe that guys would want to go out with me if I dressed like a menopausal librarian, when I probably would've gotten laid more if I'd followed my instincts and dressed like a total slut."

This is funny to read (but after being funny is sad because female insecurity on what to wear to get laid or to  get a boyfriend is always a sad matter)